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An recent Italian immigrant to New York wanted a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.
"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Dat is easy." And he proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Italian.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but thi s time the number is 99."
The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has ust drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is more...

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun, so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.
The first question was - "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees.
The boss says, "What in the world is that?"
Boudreaux says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine."
"Fair enough" says the boss. "Second questions, same rules, but represent 99".
Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go sir," he says.
The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
Boudreaux answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat more...

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun, so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.
The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees.
The boss says, "What in the world is that?"
Boudreaux says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine."
"Fair enough" says the boss. "Second questions, same rules, but represent 99".
Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree.
"Der ya go sir," he says.
The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
Boudreaux answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat more...

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun, so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.The first question was - "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees.The boss says, "What in the world is that?"Boudreaux says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine.""Fair enough" says the boss. "Second questions, same rules, but represent 99".Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go sir," he says.The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"Boudreaux answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat 99."The boss is getting worried he's more...

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Murphy. The boss thought I`m not hiring that lazy Irishman, so he decided to set a test for Murphy, hoping he wouldn`t be able to answer the questions, and he`d be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." So Murphy says, "Dat`s easy," and proceeds to draw three tree`s. The boss says, "What the hell`s that?" Murphy says, "Tree `n tree n` tree makes nine." Fair enough, says the boss.Second question, same rules, but represent 99. Murphy stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go sir," he says. The boss scratches his head and says, " How on earth do you get that to represent 99. Murphy says, " Each tree`s dirty now! so it`s dirty tree, n` dirty tree n` dirty tree, dats 99."The boss is getting worried he`s going to have to hire more...

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came a New Yorker. "I'm not hiring any wise-ass New Yorker," the foreman thought to himself, so he made up a test hoping that the New Yorker wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.
"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9.
"Without numbiz?" the New Yorker says. "Dat's easy," and proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ain't you got no brains? Tree 'n tree n' tree makes nine."
"Fair enough," says the boss.
"Here is your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The New Yorker stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Dare ya go."
The boss scratches more...

three men died and went to heaven, they all waited at the gates for St Peter to come.
When St Peter came he told all three men they had to have something on them to represent christmas with!
so the first man pulls a lighter out of his pocked, switches it on and says "
is a candle to represent christmas!"
so St Peter tells him he can go into heaven!
the second man pulls his keys out of his pockets and jingles them and says "
Its the sound of the christmas bells"
So yet again St Peter says he can go into heaven!
then the third man pulls a pair of knickers out of his pocket, and St Peter is confused and ask him how it represents christmas and the third man replies "
there carol's!"