Republican Jokes / Recent Jokes
Levi Johnston is well-endowed. In fact, last month Johnston visited Russia and Sarah Palin could see his penis from her house.
Sen. John Ensign helped his mistress's husband get two jobs during the time the Republican senator acknowledges carrying on an extramarital affair. One job was in Iraq and the other in Afghanistan.
"They come with the usual thirteen stripes but will have three-thousand stars to commemorate the US death toll in Iraq."
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's husband has refused to testify in the investigation of his wife's alleged abuse of power. I bet the self-described "hockey mom" threatened to keep hubby's stick out of the crease.
President Obama invited George W. Bush back to the White House for a press conference on Haiti. When asked by a reporter how the President was handling the crisis, Bush turned to Obama and said "Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job!"
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like buying a house just because you like the way it's painted.
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, and so made sure that she would stay, in better spirits night and day.
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm damn lucky to have them.
My other wife is beautiful.
My wife and I have a perfect understanding; I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine.
My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.
My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!
My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.
Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.
Nowadays, the only place a single woman can find the best man is at a wedding.
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