Republican Jokes / Recent Jokes

Sarah Palin thinks the way Tina Fey was pretty with glasses was hilarious.

Loretta Nall is making quite a splash as the write in candidate for Alabama governor's race. What started a s a big joke has gotten her a spot in the lime light. Just another point showing sex sells and men aren't picky.

Her campaign is offering T-shirts and marijuana stash boxes adorned with a photo of her with a plunging neckline and the words: "More of these boobs." Below that are pictures of other candidates for governor -- including Republican incumbent Bob Riley and Democratic Lt. Gov. Lucy Baxley -- and the words: "And less of these boobs."

Maybe she will get elected and set the women of Alabama back another 50 years.

In addition to going the Clinton route on North Korea, and while seeking out Clinton-era folks for advice on achieving a Middle East peace, the Bush administration gives us this gem:

Condoleezza Rice to the United Jewish Communities in Nashville, TN on Tuesday: Israelis must be prepared for "difficult and painful sacrifices."

For example, a missing limb, a missing head, a missing parent, a missing child, and eventually a missing Israel.

In a world of stiff competition,Levi has decided to reveal his Johnston. Porn is only inches away.

In President Bush's town hall speak, he said.
"Captured terrorists can not use the Geneva Convention laws to sue our people in US Courts."

Terrorists call "shenanigans"

One day a cop walks in to a barber shop and gets a haircut. He tries to pay the barber but the barber says, "Im doing free haircuts this week." The cop thanks him and walks away. The next day there is a box of a dozen donuts on the barber's desk. A republican walks in and gets a haircut. He tries to pay the barber but the barber says, "Im doing free haircuts this week." The republican thanks him and walks away. The next day there is a self help book on his desk. A democrat walks in and gets a haircut. He tries to pay the barber but barber says, "I'm doing free haircuts this week." The next day, there are 20 democrats at the door waiting for a free haircut.

The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go Sarah shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear’s chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they began to leave, the Pope summoned al of them men over to him. “I give you my more...