Republican Jokes / Recent Jokes

In an interview, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich attacked President Bush.

Said Gingrich, “It took the President barely six years to completely humiliate the Republican Party. I don’t mean to brag, but when I was in power, it took me only about eight months.”

At the Healthcare summit, a heated debate between President Obama and John McCain resulted with President Obama telling John McCain that the 2008 presidential elections has been over. John McCain replied that he was reminded of that everyday. Then McCain turns to Sarah Palin and asked; "Did we win that election?"

Sen. McCain approves truth-enhanced negative campaign messages

The Obama administration will no longer describe Gitmo detainees as "enemy combatant". That phrase is now being used to describe the Republicans.

We should not even be talking about Sarah Palin because it's sexist.

Following the controversy with a monologue joke from Late Show host David Letterman, Sarah Palin told Today Show host Matt Lauer that if her daughter Willow ever met Letterman in person, she "would want to react to him in a way that maybe would catch him off guard."
...like beg him to adopt her.

John McCain knows that behind every great man is a great woman, and in his case, that woman is John McCain.