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Yo Mama’s so stupid… It takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes Yo Mama’s so ugly… When she was born, they put her in a tinted incubator. Yo Mama’s so ugly… She didn’t need a costume to try out for Star Wars. Yo Mama’s so old…. She waitressed at the Last Supper. Yo Mama’s so ugly… When she checked into a roach motel, the roaches checked out. Yo Mama’s so ugly… Even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her Yo Mama’s so ugly… When she checked into a roach motel, the roaches checked out Yo Mama’s so poor… She has an order of fries on layaway at McDonalds. Yo Mama’s so ugly… She gets paid top dollar to stand in the farmer’s field and scare the crows away. Yo Mama’s so poor… She uses both sides of the toilet paper.

Q: How many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb???
A: Since when do roaches screw in lightbulbs?

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere-it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere-it's so sanitary that the whole place shines." "Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

How does the single woman get rid of roaches?
She asks them for a commitment.