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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.
This was a great example of collaboration gone aright. Ces conceived of the idea and bore it into the world. He drew up the robots, explained each bot's hang ups, what it was supposed to be like. Though he then wrote out some lines for the robots, Craig Baldo, Sean Lynch and I then wound up improvising most of the dialogue, and then Carol Hartsell did some monster editing on it. I've said it before, I'll say it again: Ces is a funny man.
a DRINK AT WORK production
WASHINGTON D.C. - Following an emergency meeting Wednesday morning, Congress unanimously voted to excise Florida from the United States of America.
The move was a reaction to the confusion and irregularities in the state's voting numbers that have totally disrupted the 2000 Presidential election.
"This is the last straw," said Utah senator Orin Hatch. "First Elian Gonzales, now this."
Several congressmen told reporters the decision has been a long time in coming.
"We're all pretty much sick of Florida," said representative Barney Frank. "They've been a constant embarrassment for too long now." Added Frank, "They had Dan Marino for a while, but what have they done lately? Oh that's right, screw up our entire democracy. I forgot."
In a speech on the Senate floor, Massachusetts senator Ted Kennedy commented that the loss of Florida's sizable elderly population will free up billions of dollars in social security funds. more...
A salesman comes to the farm and tells the farmer he's got the ultimate solution to his labor troubles. Chrome robots. They work all day and night, don't need to be paid, and don't steal
half your crop like the Mexicans do.
The farmer thinks, heck, he's got nothing to lose, so he buys them.
Just as the salesman promised, the robots were harvesting his crops in record time. Unfortunately, the next day, a Highway Patrolman knocks on his door and tells him that the sun reflecting off the robots is blinding motorists and he needs to do something about it.
So that night, he paints the robots black.
The next day, half of them don't come in to work.