Ronaldo Jokes

It is the world cup qualifiers in 2006 Brazil vs Scotland Carlos says "We can't be bothered to play Scotland they are to easy".
"I'll take them on single handedly" Ronaldo said. "You go to the pub."
So later on they check the score Ronaldo 1 10: 00 mins
Scotland 0
Then they turn it of later on they say "the game should be finished check the score". Ronaldo 1 10: 00 mins
Scotland 1 89: 00 mins
Then Ronaldo comes down and says "I let you down" NO you didn't you got a draw Carlos said "No I did I got sent of in the 12th minute.

Christiano Ronaldo goes to see a doctor.
"Every time I look in the mirror, I get sexually aroused."
The doctor replies, "I'm not surprised, you are a cunt!"

Soccer star Ronaldo hooked up with Paris Hilton at a Hollywood nightclub. It's very easy to score when there's no opposition.