Rubbers Jokes / Recent Jokes
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers. The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks at therubbers and asks the chemist if he has any other kind. The chemist goesinto the back and brings out another pack. "Nah," says Johnny, "what elsedo you have?" "Well," the chemist replies, "the only other kind that Ihave are the ones with all the bumps and ridges on them. Do you know whatthese will do to a woman?" Little Johnny says, "No... but they'll make agoat jump about two feet off of the ground!"
(the way I heard it...)
At the beginning of World War II, the English were helping the Resistance in one of the Scandinavian countries. There was a problem, however. Their guns - excuse me, their rifles - kept freezing in the winter cold.
They found that a condom rolled down over the muzzle helped, and the English requested supplies of extra-long (two feet? whatever...) from an English manufacturer. Winston Churchill himself okayed the order, but had the maker print "British Made - Size Small" on the special rubbers.
As the Germans advanced, the English retreated - but left the condoms behind for the Nazis' benefit.
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks at therubbers and asks the chemist if he has any other kind. The chemist goesinto the back and brings out another pack. "Nah," says Johnny, "what elsedo you have?" "Well," the chemist replies, "the only other kind that Ihave are the ones with all the bumps and ridges on them. Do you know whatthese will do to a woman?" Little Johnny says, "No... but they'll make agoat jump about two feet off of the ground!"
A middle aged woman is hitchhiking along a highway. A guy in an 18 wheeler stops for her and shouts "Come on in!".
The two of them are going down the highway, and this woman starts to fiddle with the glove compartment, when all of the sudden a box of condoms fall out.
"What are these?" she asks.
"Uh... Well... They are... Uh... A new type of cigarette filter" the truck driver replies.
"Ahh... I See... Interesting... Well, What do you call em?"
"They are called rubbers, because they are made out of latex rubber.."
"And Where can you get these things?"
"You can get them at any pharmacy."
He lets her off at the next town, and she stops at the local pharmacy. "I'd like to buy a box of rubbers please" She asks the pharmacist. "Ok. What size would you like?"
"Big enough to fit a Camel".
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers? Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year.