Saggy Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q.What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A.We better get some support or people are going to think where nuts.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
We better hurry up and get some support before they all think were nuts!

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest
children?
A: Ask your mom.
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's
restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be
friends."
Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and
a yeast
infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy twat.
Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don't work.
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy
boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going
to think we're
nuts.
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's
Day. What do single
guys
have?
A: Palm Sunday
Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better more...

Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a crane strong enough to lift her face!

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.