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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom. Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room? A: Say, "Nice dick." Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy twat. Q: Are birth control pills deductible? A: Only if they don't work. Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts! Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? A: Because they have cotton balls. Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm SundayQ: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.

Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your Mom.
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room?
A: Say, "Nice dick."
Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy twat.
Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don't work.
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room? A: Say, "Nice dick."Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy twat.Q: Are birth control pills deductible? A: Only if they don't work.Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts! Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? A: Because they have cotton balls.Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm SundayQ: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we dont get some support soon, people are going to think were nuts.

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts!!"

Q: WHAT DID ONE SAGGY BOOB SAY TO THE OTHER?
A: YOU BETTER PERK UP BEFORE SOMEONE CALLS THINKS YOUR NUTS