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Little Johnny shared a bed with his teenaged sister. One night she snuck her boyfriend in so they could have sex. She told him in order to keep quite, she would tell him what speed to go by saying ham, turkey, or salami.
So they got busy...
Johnny was awakened by his sister screeching ham, turkey, salami! Ham, turkey, salami!!!
So he yelled at them " Stop making sandwitches- you are getting mayonnaise all over me!!

Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:
Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID.
Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing - "yet".
Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?
A: Duck.
Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?
A: They hate bread.
Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: The camels can't handle it.

Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket? A: It's his photo ID.Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing - "yet".Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1...Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird? A: Duck.Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap? A: The bucket.Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days.Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches? A: They hate bread.Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: The camels can't handle it.

Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads: Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket? A: It's his photo ID. Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing - "yet". Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo? A: B-52... F-16... B-1... Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird? A: Duck. Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap? A: The bucket. Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days. Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches? A: They hate bread. Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: The camels can't handle it.

Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:

Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID.

Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing - "yet".

Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?
A: B-52... F-16... B-1...

Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?
A: Duck.

Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?
A: They hate bread.

Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers more...