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Ned: What does your Dad sell? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking arse."Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language."That's okay," the blonde replied,"If I don't sell more arse this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car."

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.

What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.

A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?" "Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat."