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A pakistani was sitting with an indian and malaysianin saudi arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a
Sudden saudi police entered and arrested them. But, as it was a nationalholiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after receiving20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh suddenly said:
“i allow each of you one wish before your whipping. ”
So the malaysian guy thought for a while and then
Said: “please tie a pillow to my back. ” This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through.
The indian guy, watching the scene, said: “please fix two pillows on my back”. But even two pillows could only take 10
Lashes before the whip went through again. Sheikh turned to pakistani and said: “you are from a brother country, so you can have 2 wishes! ”
“thank you, most royal and merciful highness”, the pakistani replies.
“my first wish is: i would more...

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says, “Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage? ”
The Saudi says, “What’s a shortage? ”
The Russian says, “What’s meat? ”
The North Korean says, “What’s an opinion? ”
The New Yorker, says, “Excuse me?? What’s excuse me? ”

An 8-year-old Saudi girl has divorced her 50-year-old husband, saying, "After seven years the sex was just horrible".

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"

The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?"

The Russian says, "What's meat?"

The North Korean says, "What's an opinion?"

The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me?? What's excuse me?"

These four guys were walking down the street,
a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a
New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says,
'Excuse me, what is your opinion about the
meat shortage?'
The Saudi says,' Excuse me, what's a shortage?'
The Russian says,' Excuse me, what's meat?'
The North Korean says,' Excuse me, what's an opinion?'
The New Yorker, says,' Excuse me? What's excuse me?

Saudi Arabian Prince Bandar bin Sultan bin Abdul Aziz is selling his lavish Aspen ranch-asking price-$135 million.
In a statement made through his real-estate agent, overly perky Gail Stevens-a statement that could barely be heard over her Century 21 jacket, "Bandar is selling because he's spending too much time in Saudi Arabia, furiously masturbating to the astronomical price of oil."

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?"The Russian says, "What's meat?"The North Korean says, "What's an opinion?"The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me?? What's excuse me?"