Saurkraut Jokes

A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.
One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child. The doctor gave her enough money to fly to California and live their until the child was born. He gave her instructions to send him a postcard with the word SAURKRAUT on it when she gave birth.
About nine months later the doctor arrived home when his wife handed him a postcard. "Here", she said. "This came in the mail today".
The doctor took the postcard and it read... SAURKRAUT, SAURKRAUT, SAURKRAUT - TWO WITH WEINERS & ONE WITHOUT!

A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child. The doctor gave her enough money to fly to California and live their until the child was born. He gave her instructions to send him a postcard with the word SAURKRAUT on it when she gave birth.About nine months later the doctor arrived home when his wife handed him a postcard. "Here", she said. "This came in the mail today".The doctor took the postcard and it read... SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT TWO WITH WEINERS & ONE WITHOUT!

A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers. One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child. The doctor gave her enough money to fly to California and live their until the child was born. He gave her instructions to send him a postcard with the word SAURKRAUT on it when she gave birth. About nine months later the doctor arrived home when his wife handed him a postcard. "Here", she said. "This came in the mail today". The doctor took the postcard and it read... SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT TWO WITH WEINERS & ONE WITHOUT!

>Subject: SAURKRAUT
A doctor started having an affair with his nurse,
>>and shortly after this started, she announced that she had
>>become pregnant.
>>
>>Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large
>>amount of money and asked her to go out of the country,
>>to Germany, to wait out the pregnancy and have the baby over there.
>>
>>"But, how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked.
>>
>>"Well", he said, "After you've had the baby, just send me a
>>post card and write' sauerkraut' on the back".
>>
>>Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and went off to
>>Germany. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife
>>called him at his office.
>>
>>"Dear, you received a very strange post card in the mail today", she
>>explained. "I don't understand what it means!"
>>
>>"Just wait till I get home and more...

A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.
One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child. The doctor gave her enough money to fly to California and live their until the child was born. He gave her instructions to send him a postcard with the word SAURKRAUT on it when she gave birth.
About nine months later the doctor arrived home when his wife handed him a postcard. "Here", she said. "This came in the mail today".
The doctor took the postcard and it read... SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT TWO WITH WEINERS & ONE WITHOUT!