Sauerkraut Jokes

A doctor started having an affair with his nurse, and shortly after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of money and asked her to go out of the country--to Germany--to wait out the pregnancy and have the baby over there.

"But how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked.

"Well," he said, "After you've had the baby, just send me a post card and write' sauerkraut' on the back." Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and went off to Germany.

Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at his office. "Dear, you received a very strange post card in the mail today," she explained. "I don't understand what it means."

"Just wait till I get home and I'll read it," he replied.

Later that evening, the doctor came home and read his post card which said: more...

A doctor and his nurse were having an affair when she announced that she was pregnant. Fearful of his wife finding out, he gave her a large sum of money and ask her to go to Germany to wait out the pregnancy and have the child there.
"If I do that, how will you know when the baby is born?" she asked him.
"After the baby is born, send me a postcard and write 'sauerkraut' on the back, I'll understand what it means," he told her. She agreed and off to Germany she went.
Seven months later, the wife's doctor phoned him to say that he had received a strange postcard in the mail. "I have no idea what it means, dear," she said. He thanked her for letting him know and said he would read it when he got home.
When the doctor arrived home that evening, he read his postcard, "'Sauerkraut', 'Sauerkraut', 'Sauerkraut' - Two with weiners, one without!"

A doctor started having an affair with his nurse, and shortly after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant.
Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of money and asked her to go out of the country, to Germany, to wait out the pregnancy and have the baby over there.
"But how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked.
"Well", he said, "After you've had the baby, just send me a post card and write' sauerkraut' on the back". Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and went off to Germany.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at his office. "Dear, you received a very strange post card in the mail today", she explained. "I don't understand what it means!".
"Just wait till I get home and I'll read it," he replied.
Later that evening, the doctor came home and read his post card which said:
"SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT, more...

A man was having an affair. The woman involved
suddenly announced that
she had become pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find
out, he gave her
a large amount of money and asked her to go out of the
country, to
Germany to stay with friends, to wait out the
pregnancy and have the
baby.
"But how will you know when our baby is born?" she
asked.
"Well", he said, "After you've had the baby, just send
me a postcard
and write' sauerkraut' on the back".
Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and
went off to
Germany.
Six months went by and then one day the man's wife
called him at his
office. "Dear, you received a very strange postcard
in the mail
today", she explained. "I don't understand what it
means!"
"Just wait till I get home and I'll read it," he
replied.
Later that evening, the man read his more...

>Subject: SAURKRAUT
A doctor started having an affair with his nurse,
>>and shortly after this started, she announced that she had
>>become pregnant.
>>
>>Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large
>>amount of money and asked her to go out of the country,
>>to Germany, to wait out the pregnancy and have the baby over there.
>>
>>"But, how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked.
>>
>>"Well", he said, "After you've had the baby, just send me a
>>post card and write' sauerkraut' on the back".
>>
>>Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and went off to
>>Germany. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife
>>called him at his office.
>>
>>"Dear, you received a very strange post card in the mail today", she
>>explained. "I don't understand what it means!"
>>
>>"Just wait till I get home and more...