Postcard Jokes

It wasn't until after Sue Quirke had shredded the postcard that she discovered it was her tax rebate check - one of millions sent to Wisconsin taxpayers this week. "I just thought it was an advertisement for a free something or other," Quirke said. Quirke's bank has declined to take the check - which she patched back with tape - because it would not go through any of its machines. The state is sending $700 million in tax rebate checks to 2.5 million taxpayers as part of a tax relief package.
The rebates feature a sales tax logo on the back and a quote from Gov. Tommy Thompson: "It's your money!" The state Department of Revenue said it included the logo and quote to prevent people from tossing the card out.
But Willard Riemer, owner of Riemer's Flowers in Thiensville, said the quote from Thompson made him think the postcard was a piece of campaign literature.
"Important stuff from the state usually comes in a yellow envelope," Riemer said. more...

A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.
One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child. The doctor gave her enough money to fly to California and live their until the child was born. He gave her instructions to send him a postcard with the word SAURKRAUT on it when she gave birth.
About nine months later the doctor arrived home when his wife handed him a postcard. "Here", she said. "This came in the mail today".
The doctor took the postcard and it read... SAURKRAUT, SAURKRAUT, SAURKRAUT - TWO WITH WEINERS & ONE WITHOUT!

A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child. The doctor gave her enough money to fly to California and live their until the child was born. He gave her instructions to send him a postcard with the word SAURKRAUT on it when she gave birth.About nine months later the doctor arrived home when his wife handed him a postcard. "Here", she said. "This came in the mail today".The doctor took the postcard and it read... SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT TWO WITH WEINERS & ONE WITHOUT!

A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers. One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child. The doctor gave her enough money to fly to California and live their until the child was born. He gave her instructions to send him a postcard with the word SAURKRAUT on it when she gave birth. About nine months later the doctor arrived home when his wife handed him a postcard. "Here", she said. "This came in the mail today". The doctor took the postcard and it read... SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT TWO WITH WEINERS & ONE WITHOUT!

A doctor and his nurse were having an affair when she announced that she was pregnant. Fearful of his wife finding out, he gave her a large sum of money and ask her to go to Germany to wait out the pregnancy and have the child there.
"If I do that, how will you know when the baby is born?" she asked him.
"After the baby is born, send me a postcard and write 'sauerkraut' on the back, I'll understand what it means," he told her. She agreed and off to Germany she went.
Seven months later, the wife's doctor phoned him to say that he had received a strange postcard in the mail. "I have no idea what it means, dear," she said. He thanked her for letting him know and said he would read it when he got home.
When the doctor arrived home that evening, he read his postcard, "'Sauerkraut', 'Sauerkraut', 'Sauerkraut' - Two with weiners, one without!"