Sayes Jokes

This drunk guy is sitting there when he sees a ded guy come in and start bitting everybody.He sayes:OH ****.then everybody sayes:OH ****.Then at 12:00pm he wakes up and the drunk guy sayes:OH SHIT!
THE END -SHIT-

A very wealthy man walks into a bar and sees a beautiful
woman sitting at the bar. He walks up to her and asks her
if he can buy her a drink. She accepts and he sayes to her,
"I can't help but notice that you are exceptionally
beautiful. I am an extremely wealthly man and was wondering
if you would consider sleeping with me for one million dollars."
She thinks for a moment and replies:
"Well, yes... I accept."
The man sayes, "Would you sleep with me for ten dollars?"
She sayes, "What do you think I am, a WHORE???"
He sayes, "We've already established than, NOW, we are
negotiating the price!"

A boy goes into the kitchen on Thanksgiving where his mom is cutting a turkey, she cuts herself and says fuck! The boy sayes whats fuck. She says its a nother word for cutting the turkey.He says OK and goes upstairs where his dad is shaving. The dad cuts himself and says shit. The boy says whats shit. The dad says its a type of shaving cream. He says OK and leavs and goes in the living room where his brother is playing video games. He messes up and says bitch, basterd. the boy says whats bitch and basterd and his brother sayes its a name for your aunt and uncle. Just then the doorbell rings and the boy answers it and its his aunt and uncle. He says hi bitch, hi basters. The aunt says where are your parents and the boy sayes dads upstairs shaving with shit and mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey.