Seventh Jokes / Recent Jokes
A man was very hungry, and went to buy cakes at a snack bar. When he finished a cake, he found he hadn't had enough, and so ate a second one. He felt so hungry that after eating six cakes in succession, he still hadn't satisfied his hunger. Not till the seventh cake was eaten up, did he feel satisfied. Then, suddenly, he had a feeling of regret. "Ah, if I had known this before, I would have eaten the seventh cake first and that would have been enough and there would not have been any need to eat those six others."
Steve, a liquor salesman, encountered his friend Ed in a local bar at midday while making a sales call. He stopped to chat.
"I'm surprised to see you with a drink in your hand in the middle of the day. I hope you're celebrating," said Steve.
"In a way," answered Ed. "I put all my money on a sure thing at the track. It was the seventh horse in the seventh race, today is the seventh day of the seventh month as well as my son's seventh birthday, the horse's name was Septus and the odds were seven to one."
"And the horse came in first!" exclaimed Steve. "No, he came in seventh!" cried Ed.
Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law -
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Softball is better than baseball because the Seventh Inning Stretch means stand up and go home.