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...Johnny Depp has been chosen "Sexiest Man Alive" by readers of People Magazine, while yours truly has been chosen "Sexiest Man Alive" by readers of People Named Bix Brillo Magazine.

And Larry King was named "sexiest man not alive."

People magazine picked George Clooney as the Sexiest Man Alive for the second time ever.














Asked what he finds attractive, he said, "Sense of humor is No. 1 for me."

He added, "I find a great set of tits hilarious, by the way."

...halle berry has been named "sexiest woman alive" by Esquire magazine, People magazine, and my right hand.

Scarlett Johansson has been named "Sexiest Woman Alive" by Esquire Magazine.
The 21-year-old actress is lauded for her hourglass figure, but she asks, "What about my brain?"
To which a reporter responded curiously, "Does your brain have nipples?"