Shouted Jokes / Recent Jokes

A couple had a little boy around five years. One day the couple wanted to cheat the boy and send him away from the room. So the father told the kid, "Son, I got to do something important with mum. Can you go to the balcony and wait until we call you? Then he agreed with that. “Good boy, you can shout about the things you see from the balcony. Ok?" Father adds up.
So the kid was standing in the balcony and starts the shouting. "There goes the milk man" "There goes the postman" “That car is going fast”. Even dad gave him feedback. "good son keep on going".
Then the kid suddenly shouted, "Oh! Next door aunty and uncle are having Sex". The father got a shock hearing this and he ran to the balcony and shouted at the kid "What? What? Can you see Mr & Mrs Fernando having sex from here?"
Then the Kid replied, "No I can't see them, but also their son is counting vehicles in the balcony ".

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety.

"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."

"Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"

The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with a large crowd of
people waiting to cross, while a cop directed traffic.
Finally, the cop blew his whistle, motioned to the crowd, and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians!" The throng surged across
Broadway -- all except the blonde, who stayed on the corner.
When the walkers were safely on the other side of the street, the cop moved the cross-traffic through the intersection. Half a minute later, he stopped the cars on Broadway and sent
the 72nd Street traffic into motion.
Again, he got around to the blonde's corner, where by this time she had again been joined by a crowd of people.
Tweeeeeeeet! "Okay, pedestrians!"
The crowd crossed the street, but again the blonde stayed put. She looked at her watch and tapped her foot but never budged from the sidewalk.
Finally, after the cop yelled "Okay, pedestrians!" for the third more...

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:

"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:

"You fool; you`ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you`re talking to?"

"No" replied the trainee.

"It`s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.

Two nuns who had gone late night shopping were returning to their monastry. It was a dark, moonless night and they were walking along a dark road with thich bushes on each side.
Suddenly, two men who were hiding in the bushes dragged the two nuns into the bushes and proceeded to rape them.
One of the nuns managed to get on her knees and shouted, "Lord, forgive him for he knows not what he does".
The other nun shouted, "But this one does"

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle. He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He run towards the pool, jumped and shouted "WINE".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the more...

There was a Scottish man, an Irish man and a stupid man one day they came across a magic slide. So if you slide down it and shouted out anything in the world, you would land in that thing, so the Scottish man went down the slide and shouted "lager" and he landed in a pool of lager.
The Irish man went down and shouted "money". He landed in a pot of money.
The stupid man went down the slide and shouted "Ahhhhh weeeeee"....and I think you know what happened next!!!