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Turkey has blocked 3,700 web sites for political and moral reasons. This brings the grand total of web sites in Turkey to about -3,698.

Stop neglecting children; at least learn their names & birthdays
Read all of the mail from all of the groups I've subscribed to
Limit my subscriptions of e-mail jokes to a maximum of fifty
See if there's anything on those 5 1/4" disks really worth saving
Back-up 5 gig hard drive weekly; well, maybe at least monthly
Not rush to any ftp site as soon as I hear of a new Beta
Insist that all "ten best" lists be strictly limited to ten
Not buy magazines with AOL disks just to get another 1. 44MB disk
Answer Snail Mail with the same enthusiasm & promptness as e-mail
Spend less than two hours a day on the Web; on new sites anyway
Promise when I hear "Where do you want to go today? " I won't laugh
Think of a password other than "password" to use on web sites
Try to keep "Hot" Bookmarks under 1, 000 entries
Remember people who use low baud and mhz rates have feelings too
Stop using more...

Stop neglecting children; at least learn their names and birthdays.
Stop circulating the "Good Times Virus" and "Join the Crew" e-mail.
Read all of the mail from all of the lists I have subscribed to.
Limit my subscriptions of lists to a maximum of fifty.
Back-up 4 gig hard drive weekly; well, maybe at least monthly.
Not rush to any ftp site as soon as I hear of a new Beta.
Insist that all "ten best" lists be strictly limited to ten.
Not buy magazines with AOL disks just to get another 1.44MB disk.
Answer Snail Mail with the same enthusiasm & promptness as e-mail.
Spend less than two hours a day on the Web; on new sites anyway.
Try the e-mail version of the Mrs. Fields cookie recipe.
Promise when I hear "Where do you want to go today?", I won't laugh. (Well, maybe not!)
Think of a password other than "password" to use on web sites.
Never "throw" another snowball via e-mail; more...

TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts proposed creating specialdomains, including ". luna" and ". moon," for Web sites based on the moon. He wasn't kidding: And one of our "Ten laws the Net needs" involves a special ". xxx" domain for pornographic sites. But why stop there? Here are some new proposed domains, and what you can expect from the sites in them: 10. ". trek"--contains audio files of William Shatner9. ". bill"--Microsoft has bought this company8. ". love"--for people who would rather cuddle7. ". slow"--based in a distant country with no T3 lines6. ". geek"--assumes you know what all the acronyms mean5. ". 404"--we stopped maintaining our servers in 19964. ". y2k"--contains theories about the end of the world3. ". burn"--huge multimedia files will crash your computer2. ". * "--contains more...

The Island of Copper Sand is a great country. It once had a government so loved by
people, that it governed the country for 17 years until the society became a
Dharmista Samajaya (a just society).
The Minister for Land, Land Development and Great-Sand was a very honest person
named "Village-Leader District-Leader". These Copper-Sandinians used to have
very peculiar names such as "Vitory-Improver", "Love-Slave", "Treasury-Leader",
"Inner-Muddlier" etc. etc.
Once a minister from an African country paid an official visit to Cooper Sand. This
minister, being the minister for Construction and Land Development in his country
was very much interested in visiting the Great-Sand Project that consisted of
several vast dams in various places of the island. The funds for those gigantic
projects were provided by the Bank de Globe.
So, obviously the Copper Sand counterpart, more...