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A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted.
"I want to get screwed," said the man.
"OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot," answered the voice.
The man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed.
Minutes passed and nothing happened.
He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open again.
"Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!"
"What?" said the voice, "Again?"

A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted. "I want to get screwed," said the man."OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot," answered the voice.The man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed.Minutes passed and nothing happened.He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open again."Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!""What?" said the voice, "Again?"

A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted.
"I want to get screwed," said the man.
"OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot," answered the voice.
The man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed. Minutes passed and nothing happened.
He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open again.
"Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!"
"What?" said the voice, "Again?"

Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks. After a while the conversation started turning a littlerude and crass. Soon the women were getting louder andthey were arguing about how wide their snatches were.(This happens all the time.) The first woman got up on the bar, lifted her leg, grabbed a baseball bat and slid it home. All the people in the bar were watching, hooting andhollering, throwing money. Five minutes later the second woman got up, lifted herleg, grabbed a bowling ball and slid it in. People were going ballistic. Finally the third women very casually got up on the barand asked for a quarter. She slid it in..... and thejukebox starts playing.

One evening, Bill and Carole were dining at a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, noticed that Bill was ever so slowly, silently sliding down his chair and under the table, while Carole remained quite unconcerned. Their waitress watched as Bill slid all the way down his chair and completely out of sight under the table.
Still, Carole appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that Bill had disappeared under the table.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to their table and said to Carole, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I believe your husband just slid under the table."
Carole calmly looked up at the waitress and replied firmly, "No he didn't. Actually, my husband just walked in the front door."

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Ohh no, My husband just walked in the door."