Snail Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back? A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
They rough up the snail, take his money, and leave him for dead. Months later in the courtroom, after the two turtles have been arrested, the judge asks the snail to describe what happened on the night of the assault. The snail says, "I would love to, your honour, but it all happened so fast!"
Q-Why did the rabit cross the road?
A-To catch the snail that was speeding.
Did you hear about the snail that got beat up by two turtles?
At the police station they asked him, "Did you get a good look at the turtles that did this? He said, "No, it all happened so fast."
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
A. Wheeeee!!!!!