Spelling Jokes / Recent Jokes
Aaron Spelling, one of television's most prolific and commercially
successful independent producers, died at age 83.
Spelling was revered by some for his natural ability to predict what
the country wanted to see. However, he was criticized by others for appealing to
the lowest common denominator by using nepotism to hire marginally talented family members ushering in an era which gave us Latoya Jackson, Adam Baldwin,Shawn Wayans, and Frank Stallone.
13 year-old Evan O'Dorney of Danville, California, won the 2007 Scripps National Spelling Bee on Thursday.
When asked what he planned to do with his $35,000 cash prize, O'Dorney said, "Probably buy some hookers. Otherwise I'm never getting laid."
A little girl in first grade was doing very well especially in spelling. One day she came home with new words to study for an upcoming test and she asked her mother to help.
They came to the word "knit" and her mother asked her to spell it.
She said, "n-i-t".
Her mother said, "No, try again."
She said, very slowly, "n-i-t".
Her mother said, "Now, honey, I know you know how to spell this word, try again."
Very aggravated and very slowly, as if her mother was just not getting the whole picture, she spelled, "N-I-T!"
Finally, her mother told her that the correct spelling was k-n-i-t.
The little girl looked at her mother, put her hands on her hips and said, "THE' K' IS SILENT!"
A woman was sitting at the breakfast table reading a letter, when she suddenly looked up suspiciously at her husband.
"My mother says that she won't be coming to visit us this year," she said. "She says that she doesn't feel we really want her to come. What do you suppose she means by that? I told you to write and say that she was to come at her own convenience. You did write, didn't you?"
"Ummm, yes, I did," replied the husband. "But, er, I was having trouble spelling 'convenience', so I made it 'risk'."
Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.
"I gotta' A' in spelling," Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any' A' in' spelling'!"
Tori Spelling has been cut out of her father's will. Wrote the dying dad, "Forcing Tori to make a living ensures that the Spelling legacy of crap television will endure beyond the grave."