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Lawyer and Sperm

What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?
At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a human being.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?
At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a human
being.

Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm? At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a humanbeing.

Q: Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?
A: Sperm is handmade.

Q:What did one gay sperm say to the other? A:How do i finde the egg threw all of this shit?

Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.