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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet

The farmer's stallion was galloping around the farm when he fell into a ditch the farmer had recently dug. He screamed for help and eventually got the attention of a local chicken. Realizing that the horse would die if he didn't lend a hand, he said, "Stay put, I'll go get my Porsche"
"You have a Porche?" Asked the Stallion
"Everyone has one nowadays." And the chicken was off. He returned twenty minutes later and tied a robe around the rear bumper and hauled the horse out of the pit.
The next week, the same chicken fell in the same ditch and cried for help. Along came the stallion. The stallion started masterbating until his member got hard and he stradled the ditch, allowing his cock to dangle down. The chicken grabbed ahold of it and climbed out of the ditch.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a porche to pick up chicks

A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didnt show up at the church. He got colt feet

zebra walks on the farm, bumps into the cow! hey miss cow what do you do on this farm; i supply the farmer with milk;; he wonders a little further . and pumps into the chicken! hey miss chicken what do you do on this farm;; i supply the farmer with eggs,, ok then he bumps into the stallion!!! hey mister stallion, what do you do on this farm;;;;; if you take off them fancy... striped pjays... i, ll show you.

Long ago in a Polish town there lived a wise Rabbi. One night a
peddler came to the Rabbi's house. "Rabbi," he said, "I am going to kill
myself!"
"Heaven, forbid!" cried the Rabbi, "What could make you have
such a sinful thought?"
"Is it better than I should starve to death!
Today my horse died and without a horse I cannot earn my living!"
"Look,"
said the Rabbi, "the Holy One, Blessed be He, will provide for you.
Tonight, at midnight, meet me at the stable of the Count." The peddler
had no idea what the Rabbi could mean, but obediently he arrived at
the Count's stables at 12 o'clock sharp. The Rabbi took him to one of
the stalls and told him to take the beautiful white stallion standing
there.
"Oy, vay!" said the peddler, "I can't do this, the Count will
have me hanged!"
"Don't worry," the Rabbi assured him, "take the more...