Steven Wright Jokes / Recent Jokes
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand.
How do you tell when you`re out of invisible ink?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!
I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.