Steven Wright Jokes / Recent Jokes

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand.

OK, so what`s the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you`re out of invisible ink?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!

I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.