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Bumper stickers seen this weekend... You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.I have the body of a god... Buddha.This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.The face is familiar but i can't quite remember my name.Illiterate? Write for help.Honk if anything falls off.He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.This isn't my idea of a good time.It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.Uniquely maladjusted, but fun.This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on disk somewhere.Oh, evolve! Gone crazy be back shortly.If you're not outraged you're not paying attention.
This year The Frumious Bandersnatch highlights some of the more arcane or utterly worthless things you can give as a Christmas gift:
PHOTO PANTIES:
Have your picture silk screened onto your girlfriend's panties for only $19. 95. You can imagine all the creative purposes this can be put to.
YOU DON'T KNOW JACK II:
The new edition of this game is designed for know-it-alls and includes questions about subjects such as the difference between Visigoths and Ostergoths that are sure to stump them.
FREE BAJA ARIZONA BUMPER STICKERS:
We still have a supply of our non-waterproof bumper stickers that melt away at the first drop of rain. Good for use only in extremely arid regions.
WAX BULLETS:
Perfect for shooting insects inside your house, our wax bullets come in 22 and 38 caliber sizes.
LIVE TUMBLEWEEDS:
Decorate your house in Southwestern style with our live tumbleweeds. Only $44. 00.
MARS LANDERS:
NASA is offering its surplus Mars more...
Funny Bumper Stickers:
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.