Swine Flu Jokes / Recent Jokes

The swine flu paranoia seems to be hitting schools rather hard. College medical centers are making lots of preparations and advising students, as are high schools, middle schools...
Even kindergartens are now teaching kids a new alphabet:

"A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-1-N-1-L-M-N-O-P..."

The Center for Disease Control said the symptoms of swine flu include fever, aches, and an uncontrollable desire to roll in the mud.

Health officials report that swine flu can be transmitted through direct contact with pigs--really bad news for Bill Clinton.

In order to avoid contracting the Swine Flu, the World Health Organization recommends staying away from areas where large numbers of people gather. Like Paris Hilton's vagina.

The Republican National Committee has voted to recognize the H1N1 virus as the French Flu.
The Democratic National Committee has voted to recognize the H1N1 virus as the Bush Flu.