Swine Flu Jokes / Recent Jokes

The White House is reporting that the Obamas' dog Bo may have contracted the swine flu. Apparently he will only roll over in the mud.

Health officials now believe the swine flu will not reach pandemic status and may not be any more dangerous than your typical flu. The swine flu is so weak and overhyped it should be renamed the Yankees flu.

Scientist have released what they believe is the chronological order in which the virus spread.This little piggy went to market,This little piggy stayed at home,This little piggy had roast beef,This little piggy had none.And this little piggy went... "Wee wee wee" all the way home

The Republican National Committee has voted to recognize the H1N1 virus as the French Flu.
The Democratic National Committee has voted to recognize the H1N1 virus as the Bush Flu.

Economy experts claim that the threat of swine flu hasdrastically lowered hog prices, costing the industry more than $1 billion. As a result, scientists in New York City aredesperately searching for a new strain of virus they can call the “rent flu”.

I remember someone saying when they heard Barack Obama was running for president in 2008 that he would win when pigs fly.
Well, swine flu.

Doctors now think that just one dose, rather than two, of the new swineflu vaccine looks strong enough to protect adults. I might still demandthat second dose, but I don’t want to look like a pig.