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Donald Trump, part owner of the Miss USA Pageant, has decided not to dethrone Miss USA Tara Conner for engaging in "inappropriate conduct" for a young woman.

Experts believe Trump's show of compassion came from his realization that, in order to avoid hypocrisy, he would also have to fire his 28-years-younger wife Melania for fucking a hideous old man for money.

After botched plastic surgery, Tara Reid told Us Weekly she'll, "never be perfect again." And by "perfect," Reid means an alcoholic sex-addict who wants elective surgery.

One day to women, Alisha and Tara went walking in the woods.They spotted some tracks.Tara said they were wolf tracks. Alisha argued that they were deer tracks.
Ten minutes, later the the girls got hit by a train.They were both blonde.

one day a jasmine(who is a blonde) and her best friend tara(who is a bruinet)whent swimming and the jasmine spots this hot boy and starts flirting.well tara realy liked him and was hert.well the boy gos over to jasmine and asks her out.she of course said yes.well tara becomes over willed with grief and gos over to jasmine and says that we are not friends any more. and that divastates jasmine. jasmines boyfriend decides to take advantage of this and asks do you want me to kiss the boo boo?