Tarzan Jokes / Recent Jokes

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglassesin the distance? Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?"Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"

Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?A. The least hairy of the three.

Q: If Tarzan and Jane were blondes, what would Cheetah be?
A: The smartest of the three.

Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? A: A fur coat.

Q: What is the difference between the panama canal and a blond?
A: One is a busy ditch and the other is a dizy bitch.
Q: How are bob barker and lorena bobbit different?
A: One is a slick pricer and the other is a prick slicer
Q: How is a blond like a screen door?
A: The harder you slamm them the looser they become
Q: How do elephants hide in the jungle?
A: Paint there balls green and lay on their backs in a watermelon patch
Q: How did tarzan die?
A: Thumping watermelons
Q: How are a turtle and a blond similar?
A: Put them on their backs and they are phucked
Q: Why did the blond have a big belly button?
A: Her boyfriend was blond too!

How are an elephant and a banana just alike?They are both yellow. . . . uh. . . . Except for the elephant, of course. What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?Look! A herd of elephants coming over the hill! What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants wearing sunglasses coming over the hill?Nothing. He didn't recognize them. What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?Look! A bunch of bananas coming over the hill! (Jane was color-blind.)

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.