Terrorist Jokes / Recent Jokes

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. "You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution," screamed the terrorist leader, "and you're going to be executed! Do you have any last requests?" The Englishman spoke first. "Before I die, I want to honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing "God Save The Queen" to all you men." "That can be arranged," said the terrorist. The Frenchman said, "And I want to honor my country before I die by singing "The Marseilles" to your men." The Japanese said, "Before I die, I wish to honor my country by giving the lecture I was going to present on the Mapanese style of industrial management." The terrorist turned finally to the America n. "What is your last more...

New video games have been popping up on Islamist websites, wherein the objective is to kill someone that looks like Bush.
Maybe our Americanization of the Arab world is working better than we thought.
Now, instead of trying to kill people, most of the extremists are just spending their time in front of a computer screen and complaining about Bush instead of taking any real action.


(What's next? Internet ads with a scrolling Bush face saying "Hit the Bush, win 72 virgins," but then you have to sign up for a million different programs before they actually deliver on their promise, which I'm not convinced ever really happens because I always get tired of searching through the options for anything that I might reasonably want.)

What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?
You can negotiate with the terrorist!

An expert stated that one of the reasons there are so few Muslim extremist suicide bombers who are female, is because when they explode they would be exposing their skin, which goes against policy.
(The policy, of course, is in effect to prevent males from becoming sexually aroused or attracted by the skin.)
So the worry is that men might be attracted to blown-up chunks of exploding Muslim women.
e.g. "I gotta get me a piece of that!"
Talk about getting "some."

What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife? You can negotiate with the terrorist!

The Homeland Security Department has unveiled an early version of an anxiety-detecting machine that could spot terrorists. Crtics say the machines are unreliable and may just detect those afraid of flying, passengers whose flights have been delayed, or people who have invested in financial stocks.

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.


122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One's a bunch a cunning runts. ..

123 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.


124. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.


125. Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.


126. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley?
A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own!


127. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal?
A: One's a busy ditch.


128. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
A: A more...