Tiger Woods Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you get if your in bed with any of Tiger's mistresses?
Answer: WOOD
As Tiger is enjoying a piece of'humble pie" in his back yard, a group of ladies mistakenly hit their drive into Tiger's back yard. As Tiger goes to retrieve the ball to return to the ladies the lady tosses another ball over the fence. Tiger says "Hey what is that for". The lady ...replies "Every Pr#ck needs two balls".
Tiger's recent transgressions remind us golfers that somedays course conditions suggest that its best to keep the wood in the bag.
Estimated (current) number of "hostesses" who tamed the Tiger...................3
Estimated number of trysts with Tiger by one hostess (Jamie).......................20
Reported payout to wife............................................................................$60,000,000
I'm not that good at math, but.......Damn!
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
They both got clubbed by Scandinavians.
Tiger Woods has demonstrated how difficult it is to get a hole in one.
Looks like he has made a hole in at least three.