Tommy Jokes / Recent Jokes

Once a morron was taking four dogs for walking. a man comes to him and ask "what are the names of our dogs?". sardarji reply's "surjit singh, santa singh, banta singh, gabar singh." he reply's. so the man asks "what is your name?"so the morron replys "my name is tommy".

SHORT JOKES.... WHY TEACHERS GO CRAZY...

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George

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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!

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SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson.

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TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you
to keep yours.

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so more...

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Tommy!
Tommy who?
Tommy you will always be gorgeous!

Two small boys meet on their first day at school. "What does your daddy do?" asks Billy.

"My daddy is a postman, says Tommy. "What does your daddy do?"

"My daddy is a lawyer," says Billy.

"Honest?" says Tommy.

"No, just the usual sort!"

sorry this really isnt ablonde joke but these are the only jokes people read and this is a hilarious joke.
One day this teacher was teaching about GOD. She asked Tommy to come and answer a few question in front of the class. Tommy said sure.
The teacher asked, "
Can you see the chair?"
Tommy replied, "
YES"
Then the teacher asked, "
Can you see the tree out side."
Tommy said "
yes"
Then the teacher asked, "
can you see the god?"
Tommy said "
no"
The teacher finished with "
so you cant see it, so therefore he is not there."
Then Amy asked hte teacher if she could ask tommy a few questions herself.
Teacher said "
sure"
So Amy asked tommy if he could see the tree outside.
Tommy getting annoyed said "
YAHH"
Then amy asked "
Tommy, do you see the teacher?
Tommy replied "
YES"
Then amy more...

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"

The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied,' 'Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree."

The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."

''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars."

The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"

The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said,' 'Wait Mommy. I tricked more...

Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned"....." What have you done Tommy O'Connor" said the Priest. "I had sex with a girl""Who was it Tommy?" "I cannot tell you Father, please forgive me for my sin." "Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?" "No Father, please forgive me for my sin." "Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?" "No Father, I cannot tell you, please forgive me." "Well then, was it Sarah Martha O'Keefe?" "No Father, I cannot tell you who it was." "Okay Tommy, go say 5 Hail Marys and 4 Our Fathers and you will be forgiven." So Tommy walked out to the pew where his friend Joseph was waiting... "What did you get?" asked Joseph. "Well, I got 5 Hail Marys, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads!"