Trombonist Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you call a trombonist with a beeper and a cellular telephone? A optimist.
How do you know when there's a trombonist at your door? His hat says "Domino's Pizza"
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
What kind of calendar does a trombonist use for his gigs? "Year-At-A-Glance."
How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist? He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing.
What's the difference between a dead trombonist in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
The country singer may have been on his way to a recording session.
Q: How do you get two piccolos to play a perfect unison?
A: Shoot one.
Q: What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop up an oboe..
Q: What do you call an oboist who is deaf?
A: Principal.
Q: How many English horn players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but he gyrates so much he'll fall off the ladder.
Q: What's the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
Q: What do a clarinet and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
Q: What's the definition of a nerd?
A: Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.
Q: What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What's the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?
A: You can tune the lawnmower.
Q: If you were lost in the woods, who more...