Unite Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Unite.
Unite who?
Unite a person, you call him Sir.

Hermits unite!

A visiter to Angoda Mental Hospital was astonished to note
that watching over a hundred dangerous inmates there were only three guards. He asked the chief guard on duty "Don't you feel these people will over power three of you and escape? The reply was "No lunatics never unite"

THE BRITISH CONSPIRACY THEORY Just for the sake of argument, hear me out.
I have a theory. Tell me what you think of it:
Diana is alive.
The entire thing was a hoax. The World's Most Photographed Person finally
got them off her back. It took a lot of money and a great deal of
persuasion but Diana and Al-Fayed could easily have supplied both. Check
these facts out:
1. Nobody has seen any images of Diana's corpse.
2. The' eye-witnesses' who claimed to have seen the crash could very well
have been paid to say what they did.
3. The initial' suspects' were the paparazzi. If they were made to seem
responsible for the' accident' then the world would revile them and no-one
would be indecent enough to buy and publish the pictures thus assuring
that no documentary proof of the crash ever gets seen. And even if there
were pictures of Diana in a wrecked Merc they could easily have been
fabricated beforehand, what with more...