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body: Three of the Backstreet Boys were going on a picnic in a summer day in a Nice Mini Van.
After few hours they reached there destination point, middle of the desert, in Arizona, USA.
The First guy got off of the Van. Opened the back, took out an umbrella and went to top of a sand dune.
Few seconds later second guy comes with a bottle of water and asked the First guy, “Why you have an umbrella with you? ”
He replied, “If it gets hot and sunny I’ll Open it up. ” Same time he asked the second guy why did he has a bottle of water with him.
The first guy said, “It will help me to prevent dehydrating myself if it gets too hot”.
They wondering why didn’t the Third Guy come yet. Few minutes later the Third guy comes with the Front Door of the Mini Van.
First and second guy stared at him for a second and asked, “Why the hell… did you bring the Door of the Van? ”
The Third replied, “Idiots! This is summer. I brought the door more...
Seen on the back of a van in Rochester, New York:
Caution: Blind Man Driving
On the side of the van (after passing it to see who might be driving):
Rochester Venetian Blind Co.
HEY HEY HEY Viper's in the fun house
with another joke!!!
See I've been doing some serious study into
Van Gough coz I wanted to know why the hell
anyone would chop off their ear. I guess
he just wanted an earing but went too far.
Anyway here's his family!
His obnoxious brother.......................... Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt. ............................... Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes..................... Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store..... Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia.............. U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white...... Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois................... Chica Gogh
His magician uncle............................ Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin............................. Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother..... Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach. ........ Wellsfar Gogh
The more...
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at her table he says to her:
"Jis you know Queen you have got such a nice house, and you know Queen your clothes are so nice and you know Queen your food is bakgat!"
The Queen gets pissed off with this Queen bit and says to Van. "Mr Van der Merwe, you should not be calling me Queen this and Queen that the correct title is "Your highness".
Van says, ". . jis that is unbelievable, my brother's name is also Johannes and he is also a queen!"
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at her table he says to her: "Jis you know Queen you have got such a nice house, and you know Queen your clothes are so nice and you know Queen your food is bakgat!" The Queen gets pissed off with this Queen bit and says to Van. "Mr Van der Merwe, you should not be calling me Queen this and Queen that the correct title is "Your highness". Van says, ". . jis that is unbelievable, my brother's name is also Johannes and he is also a queen!"