Video Game Jokes / Recent Jokes

Apparently, Nintendo has created a diabetes management video game device in which players are rewarded with new game levels if they properly manage their diabetes. The device is called Glucoboy.

I think their slogan should be, "Glucoboy: In case the threat of impending death isn't incentive enough, we'll give you new game levels."

A Japanese gamer known as Sal9000 recently legally married Nene Anegasaki, a virtual video game character from the Nintendo DS dating simulator "Love Plus".

When asked why he chose to legally marry a video game character, he replied "receiving a virus from her is much more "penis friendly" than with your ordinary woman."

A group of doctors plans to lobby for insurance coverage for "video game addiction."

"We realize getting recognition for this affliction would be like a dwarf trying to make it to Level 20 without his cloak of invisibility, but we're willing to to spend hours and hours in front of a computer to make this happen," said one member of the group.

Zealous Nintendo Wii players are breaking TVs and windows with their "wiimote" controls, along with other things gamers have never broken before... like a sweat.

New research is out that claims playing action video games that involve firing guns can improve your eyesight.

This is good news for video gamers, who avidly engage in another activity which could make them go blind.