Viola Jokes / Recent Jokes
What's the definition of a minor second? Two violists playing in unison.
What's the definiton of "perfect pitch?" Throwing a viola into a dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses? They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist? The seamstress tucks up the frills.
What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist? Vibrato.
Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.