Viola Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why don't violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.

Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss and what they don't know can't hurt them.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road? Skid marks before the skunk.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?Who cares?

Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why? The conductor. Business before pleasure.