Viola Jokes / Recent Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Viola!
Viola who?
Viola sudden don't you know me?
Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.
What's the most popular recording of the William Walton viola concerto? Music Minus One
Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
What do a SCUD missile and a viola player have in common? They're both offensive and inaccurate.