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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.

Jewish dilemma:
Free PORK.

The three words most hated by men during sex:
"Are you in?"

The three words women hate to hear when having sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"

Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Pissing in the more...

Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it but can't eat it.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

what is the difference between a crack seller and a whore???
a crack seller sells crack and uses it all up
but a whore whashes her crack and sells it angin!!!

This guy goes to a whore house and fucks this chick for 10 dollars... the guy wakes up the next morining and felt something biting at his crotch and he found out that he had crabs. so he drives over to the whore house and asks to speak with the lady he slept with the night before. so he goes up to the lady and says hey i got crabs from you last night, the lady then replies hell what did you expect for ten dollars lobster?

There was these two old men sitting in one of the old mens house. They haven't had sex in 20 years... The first old man then said,"I have an idea...Lets go to the whore house and have sex with a young lady!" The other old man agreed and they went to the whore house and went to the lady up front and asked her for one woman each to have sex with.. The lady behind the counter thought,"well my girls are to good for these old mean, so I'll give them blow up dolls...They wont know the difference." So she gave them each a blow up doll and the old men thought they were real living girls.. They went to a room did their business and came out and went home.. On the way home the 1st old man said,"You know..when i was doing my business i think that girl was dead, she didnt say anything, move or anything..Just laid there" he looekd at the other old man and said,"what do you think?" The other old man looked at him and said,"I think mine was a more...

What does the sign on the whore house say, after they have closed for the day?
We're Closed, Beat It!

A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian.
The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam replied "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers."