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A MEN WAS HAVING 4 WIFES.FOURTH WIFE NAME WAS BABY DOLL 3ND WIFE NAME WAS CHINA DOLL 2ND WIFE NAME WAS BARBIE DOLL AND 1ST WIFE NAME WAS PANADOLL

Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didnt you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!

A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.

There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their final stages of training for the FBI. The agents explained to them their final test." We have each one of your wives contained in separate cells and what you guys have to do in order to complete your FBI training is you have to prove your loyalty. You must grab that gun and go into your wifes cell and kill her." The englishman grabbed the gun. "Man I hate that bitch. She is going to get it good." He walked off into the cell and was in there for about a minute. There was just silence. He came out crying, "We've been maried too long. I just cant do it." So he was booted out. The frenchman grabbed the gun. "If I must, I must." He went into his wifes cell for about a minute and there was silence. He came walking out crying, "I love her too much. I just can't do it." So he was booted out. So the ukranian grabbed the gun and stormed into his wifes cell. "That more...

one day there was a rich man and a poor man. the rich man walks up to the poor man and tells him "it was my wifes birthday last week" and the poor man said "what did you get her" the rich man said "i got her a diamond ring and a BMW." the poor man says " why did u get her that" and the rich man says" because if she dosent like the diamond ring she can drive it back to the store. the poor man says "it was my wifes birthday last week too" the rich man says "what did you get her" the poor man says "a pair of slippers and a dildo" the rich man says "why did you get her that" then the poor man says "because if she dosent like the slippers she can go fuck herself.