Witch Jokes / Recent Jokes
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a prehistoric creature with a witch?
A: A dino-sorceress!
Q: What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
A: A booloney sandwich!
Q: What do little monsters like to drink?
A: Ghoul-Aid!
Q: What do you call eyeglasses for a ghost?
A: Spooktacles!
Q: Where would you find the graves of famous English ghouls?
A: Westmonster Abbey!
Q: How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
A: With a scare dryer!
Q: What did the dog say to the skeleton?
A: "I'd like to get to gnaw you."
Q: Why didn't the little monster go trick-or-treating?
A: He didn't have a costume.
Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy."
Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"
Witch 1: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
Q: Is it good to drink witch's brew?
A: Yes, it's very more...
Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: Its because hes a hoptimist.
The sun-scorched vampire was crawling through the desert, crying' Blood! Blodd!'
Q: What do you call an ugly old woman who sits on the beach casting spells?
A: A sand witch.
Q: What did the witch do when her broom broke down?
A: She witch-hiked.
Q: How can you easily make a witch itch?
A: Remove the' w'.
Q: What do you call a witch's husband when he's travelling on her broomstick?
A: A flying sorcerer.
Q: What do young witches like best in school?
A: Spelling lessons.
Q: What do you get if a witch gets flu?
A: Cold spells.
Is a drunken ghost a methylated spirit?