Worrying Jokes

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?

The citizens of Chelm decided that it was inefficient for them all to be doing their own worrying. They had almost decided they would hire Chaim, pay him two rubles a week and he'd do all their worrying for them, but then Moishe asked: "But if we pay him two rubles a week, what will he have to worry about?"

Jewish Telegram
"Begin worrying. Details to follow."

Jewish telegram: "Start worrying. Details to follow."