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If ignorance is bliss, most of us must be orgasmic.
If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.
If it doesn't make sense, it's either economics or psychology.
If it doesn't work, expand it.
If it happens, it must be possible.
If it is good, they will stop making it.
If it is incomprehensible, it's mathematics.
If it is worth doing, it is worth doing for money.
If it is worth doing, it is worth over-doing.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Police said a 22-year-old man broke into an apartment amd stole $82 worth of chicken wings and Hot Pockets. The man then broke into a drugstore and stole $82 worth of Kaopectate.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture.
A Sindhi walking through a bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell him some illegal Viagra for 1, 000 Rupees.
"No, not worth it Sai!"
"OK, how about 500 Rupees?"
"No, not worth it Sai!"
"OK, 200?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 100?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Listen, these pills cost $10 American each. How can you say they are not worth it?"
"Ade baba, the pills are worth it, it's my wife is not worth it."
Gold`s Law: If the shoe fits, it`s ugly
Goldenstern`s Rules: 1. Always hire a rich attorney. 2. Never buy from a rich salesman.
Golden Rule Of Arts And Sciences: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
Gordian Maxim: If a string has one end, it has another.
Gordon`s First Law: If a research project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doing well.
Gordon`s Object Lifespan Theorem: No matter the amount of care given the purchased object, it will fuse/explode/disassemble within three days of warranty expiration.
Gordon`s Warranty Law: All warranty clauses expires upon bill payment.
His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV ads, just to make conversation. "Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?"A box of Tampax," he replied without hesitation."Tampax?" said the doctor. "What would you do with that?"Well," said Johnny, "I don't know exactly, but it's sure worth two dollars. With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to."
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