Wouldnt Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why wouldnt the snake go on the weighing maching? Because he had his own scales!

POEM # 1
Roses are red, pickles are green
I love your legs and whats between

POEM # 2
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass


POEM # 3
Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
kissing is a sport
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain

POEM # 4
The guy says i love you
you believe its true
9 months later,
he says the hell with you
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
all this wouldnt have happened
if the rubber wouldnt have torn

POEM # 5
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration

POEM # 6
Roses are red,
Violets are corney,
When i think of you
Ohh baby i get more...

there was a camel and an elephant. The elephant said to the camel, "why do you have boobs on your back?" Then the camel said to the elephant, "i wouldnt be talkin if i were you, why do you hav a big dick on your face?"

Why wouldnt anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!

Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.
I wouldnt have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.
I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.
I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".
I'd be painting the town instead of the house.
I could show my girlfriend where I live.
I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.
The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.
I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.
I wouldnt catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!