Zodiac Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how its supposed to be done!

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians arent afraid of the dark.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.