"1970 and year 2000." joke

Isn't this the truth!...1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.1970: Keg.2000: EKG.1970: Acid Rock.2000: Acid Reflux.1970: Moving to California because it's cool.2000: Moving to California because it's warm.1970: Growing pot.2000: Growing pot belly.1970: Douglas Street bridge.2000: Dental bridge.1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.1970: Seeds and stems.2000: Roughage.1970: Popping pills, smoking joints.2000: Popping joints.1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel.2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity.1970: Paar.2000: AARP.1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine.2000: Being caught with Hustler magazine.1970: Killer weed.2000: Weed killer.1970: Hoping for a BMW.2000: Hoping for a BM.1970: The Grateful Dead.2000: Dr. Kevorkian.1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.2000: Getting a new hip joint.1970: Rolling Stones.2000: Kidney stones.1970: Being called into the principal's office.2000: Calling the principal's office.1970: Screw the system! 2000: Upgrade the system.1970: Peace sign.2000: Mercedes logo.1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.1970: Take acid.2000: Take antacid.1970: Passing the driver's test.2000: Passing the vision test.1970: "Whatever"2000: "Depends

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